Haggard Man Pushing a Cart of Empty Bottles at a Gas Station in Korea Town, Los Angeles

Haggard: You from... eh, New York?
Me: Yes.
Haggard: You know, I read uh, those articles... uh, The New York Post. It's a scary city, man!
Me: You should read some other papers.
Haggard: Their subway system, man, dangerous place!
Me: I'm pretty used to it. The LA metro's sterile look doesn't help all the flashing open pocket knives waived in my face.
Haggard: Ah, that aint shit. People 'ere are just cautious.
Me: :: facetious nod::
Station Attendant: You need somthin' budd-ay?
Haggard: This mother fucker is from New York! I was tellin' him - Oh hey, I hope you enjoy our city, man!
Me: Thanks!
Haggard: Where dat bottle depository? I gotta get rid of this shit before Ol' Dennis finds me.

No, Thanks!